Monthly Archives: February 2011

Homosexuality is in the gaze of the beholder.

In England is it legal to shag your own rug?  In a bear skin?

Why did the hotdog have to hotfoot it out of there and ketchup after surgery? He was treated at the Mayo clinic for a bunionectomy.

If stealing a kid is called kidnapping, what do you call stealing a cat?

What would it mean if Proctor and Gamble barred soap? Maybe William Shakesperare should have manufactured it. He could have called his company “Bard Soap.”

His wife was horrified when he insisted that their relationship be completely monotonous

Saplings growing out of abandoned commodes are toiletries.

A dog on his hind legs in front of a mirror has paws to reflect.

The IRS mad an error in Sin Tax in writing up the prostitute’s audit.

My granddaughter wanted to be a writer so she kept coming up with novel ideas.