Author Archives: admin

About admin

I am aware that DailyPunishment.com would make a great blog address for an S & M group. But until someone offers me big bucks for the blog title I will continue to post when the mood strikes, though not daily as suggested. I make puns daily, but for some of them you had to be there, or maybe anywhere else so you could avoid them.

Kidney

If your kidneys start to fail, urine trouble.

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Junk

One man’s junk is another man’s family jewels.

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Rabbits

I breed rabbits. It is a hare-raising experience.

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Hospital

I’m stuck in the hospital. They say I have a discharge problem.

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Lawyer

The law school graduate was an alcoholic and could never pass a bar.

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Oh, deer

I’ve been craving aged venison in melted cheese, but I may have to settle for fawn-due.

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NASA

My kids joined the NASA booster club. They say it is a blast.

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Climbing

When I build a toy mountain, I do so to scale.

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Ken and Barbie

How does Barbie read a book?………… With her Ken doll.

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Famished

Is it true? The German ate too much? Nein.

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