Monthly Archives: January 2011

These days I’m getting so old I am starting to make the same noises as my coffeemaker, but without the perk.

I’ll never forget when Bob Hope’s cat bit me…… Fangs for the memories.

I’v had a really bad month. Three close friends have died…… And I’m really not a mourning person.

What do you call a litigious American Indian cook?……. A Sioux chef.

Before you dine at an Arts Festival, should you cleanse your palette? Should you canvas the crowd first?

When Paul Anka goes on tour his son sometimes ask his mother where daddy is. Her answer: “Anka’s away, my boy, Anka’s away.”

If you are the photographer for a Standing Committee should you charge a sitting fee?

The police officer in Spain took offense when he was referred to as a Sevillian.

The European man married an Asian woman. It wasn’t planned, it was Occidental.

If you buy a new vacuum cleaner, do you want one that sucks or one that doesn’t?