Author Archives: admin

About admin

I am aware that DailyPunishment.com would make a great blog address for an S & M group. But until someone offers me big bucks for the blog title I will continue to post when the mood strikes, though not daily as suggested. I make puns daily, but for some of them you had to be there, or maybe anywhere else so you could avoid them.

Arms and a man

Posted on December 22, 2021 by admin

I have an uncle named Jake Spear who sold slings and arrows and made an outrageous fortune. You should sea the arms trouble he got into.

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Reactive

Posted on December 21, 2021 by admin

I decided to make a table out of old chemistry journals.  It is a periodical table.

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Hang I there.

Posted on November 24, 2021 by admin

My wife thinks I have gallows humor. She hangs on every word.

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Pinocchio

Posted on October 16, 2021 by admin

Did Pinocchio pick his nose? No he wooden do that.

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Valet business names

Posted on October 10, 2021 by admin

Valet of the Dolls.Valet Girls.Rudy Valet.

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Pasture prime

Posted on July 11, 2021 by admin

I drove past a cow pasture today. Would you believe that every udder cow was a female?

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Guts

Posted on May 13, 2021 by admin

Can you measure the bacteria in your stomach by using biome metrics?

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X-mas

Posted on December 25, 2020 by admin

Christmas 2020 has been Santatized.

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Card Collection

Posted on December 12, 2020 by admin

My kid collects Pokémon cards. My favorites are SlowPokeman and HokiePokemon.

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Justice

Posted on December 12, 2020 by admin

Are we a nation offlaws?

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