Monthly Archives: June 2019

Grammar

If I join a commune that emphasizes grammar would it be semi-colonized?

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Love your job with relish.

I lost my job at the Mayo Clinic. I couldn’t catch up and they said that I couldn’t cut the mustard.  

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He’s got the touch.

Bought a solid gold toilet? Midas well.

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Civility

Should a civil engineer be considered a roads scholar? About a rude engineer?

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Birth

The day after my wife’s birthday, should I wish her happy afterbirth day?

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