Monthly Archives: November 2018

My friend sat on his cellphone.  He was just breaking it in.   That was a good crack at it.  I have been making wisecracks about it ever since.

The ineffectual orchard owner did not know what it took to grow a pear.

Have you ever noticed that everyone wants to feel wanted, but nobody wants to be wanted dead or alive.

If you’re married to ballet dancer, should you keep her on her toes?

I was going to get a drink at the Halloween party where I was dressed as a boxer, but the punch line was too long.