Monthly Archives: May 2018

Plumbing

You’ve got to be plum crazy to drink prune juice. Can you drink prune juice with aplomb?

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Re: Cycling

The bicycle company had a dedicated spokesperson.

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Zookeeper

A friend of mine wanted to open a heavy petting zoo. I told him that he’d have trouble getting past first base on that idea.

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Heart to heart

I was told I have essential hypertension.  I didn’t think it was all that necessary.

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Sick joke

The chimney sweep got sick. He came down with the flue.

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Stress

If a woman is stressed out in deciding whom to date, she should cortisol.

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