Monthly Archives: February 2018

Duck

It is a good thing that ducks don’t have hands. That is because an eider’s hands are the devil’s workshop.

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Hip

If you create something like De Lorean did with the car bearing his name, he is called eponymous. If you are a cool guy doing that you are hip eponymous.

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Planting

I wanted to plant an herbaceous plant with moisture on it………Thistle dew.

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Dentures

If you hire someone to clean your false teeth, would that make him an indentured servant?

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