Monthly Archives: January 2016

Grasshopper

Advise from the grasshopper to the rabbit: Do what makes you hoppy.

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Jolly Green Giant

The Jolly Green Giant could not keep a secret. He always spilled the beans.

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Friar

The friar was arrested after stealing from the Church. You might say he was a felonious monk.

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Chicken

I understand the Mafia is starting a chicken franchise in Italy.  They will call it Sicily Tyson.

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Incorrigible

My wife says I am incorrigible with my puns. She does not give me much incorrigement.

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