Monthly Archives: June 2015

Her Japanese dress got dirty because it was cut to long. You might say it was a Kimono Draggin’.

Ok, this is not a pun and I didn’t write it, but it is worth reprinting anyway: “Money doesn’t make you happy. I have 50 million dollars. I was just as happy when I had 48 million.”

An exterminator was called to a Church to rescue a skunk. He was not sure that he arrived at the right Church. He found a critter and removed it. Later  the Pastor called him to tell him that what he … Continue reading →

A friend of mine caught a big trophy fish, but instead of pulling him in, he kept banging him against the side of the boat. I asked him what the problem was. He said it was a high dollar fish … Continue reading →

I decided to go on an excursion at Christmas off the coast of California. Kind of a Santa Cruise. Next I want to go on an excursion to see alleycats.  Kind of a Tom Cruise.