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Monthly Archives: May 2011
Pedicure
My wife is obsessed with pedicures. You might say she is a clip-toe-maniac.
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Kicker
What did the kicker do that wanted to be a comedian? He pundit.
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Airline
When I fly I wear adult diapers. I am afraid of finding myself inContinental.
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The Color Purple
I read the book The Color Purple, but I felt violeted.
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Disney
If I wanted to make a Disney pun I would have walt to walt options.
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O’Henry World Championship
I have been working my puns off to get ready for the contest.
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Panic
He was an expert on panic. In fact, he was Panic King.
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Barbecuing is the pits
The dentist was barbecuing. He smiled and showed his grille to all of his guests.
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Funeral
Slow down or you could make a grave mistake. You should semi-tarry or you could make a monumental mistake that could take the fun out of funeral.
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Reign in Spain
The young King was wet behind the ears. The King’s reign was really dew.
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