Monthly Archives: March 2011

The dentist who made lots of mistakes was looking for a title for his practice. He came up with this: “Acci-dental.”

Do you wash your dishes immediately or wait a while after dinner? I don’t have a harden fast rule.

The woman with osteoporosis had difficulty maintaining her patience. He physical therapist prescribed wait-bearing exercises.

The chef knew where to take his onions and scallions, but had no place to tak a leek. He finally took it to his plumber.

His wife was horrified when he assured her that their relationship was purely monotonous.

There is a reason Iraqis don’t eat cottage cheese. They don’t let Kurds get in the whey.

The magician gave up his vocation after he became disillusioned.

The owner of the nail salon missed the April 15th deadline.   She was behind in her filing.

If you forget why you are running, you can always jog your memory.

I don’t want to go out on a limb, but I have to wonder about whether a tree-trimming company would have a branch manager.