Junk

One man’s junk is another man’s family jewels.

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Rabbits

I breed rabbits.

It is a hare-raising experience.

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Hospital

I’m stuck in the hospital. They say I have a discharge problem.

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Lawyer

The law school graduate was an alcoholic and could never pass a bar.

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Oh, deer

I’ve been craving aged venison in melted cheese, but I may have to settle for fawn-due.

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NASA

My kids joined the NASA booster club. They say it is a blast.

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Climbing

When I build a toy mountain, I do so to scale.

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Ken and Barbie

How does Barbie read a book?…………

With her Ken doll.

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Famished

Is it true? The German ate too much?

Nein.

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Horsing around

If a horse uses a condom with another horse, does that make it a Trojan horse?

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